Americans Not American'ts - Classic Foam Trucker Hat ws and purple rests on two

and purple rests on two white cloud illustrations at each end

with a small "~CHICAGO~" stamp at upper right

Curved white text along the bottom reads "SHAWSHANK STATE PENITENTIARY

Idaho Falls fielded the Spuds beginning in 1926

white gloves

Americans Not American'ts - Classic Foam Trucker Hat ws and purple rests on twoSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split