Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy with dark script reading "'In

with dark script reading "'In Styertowne'" and yellow text reading "CLIFTON

Hand-lettered text in white with dark blue outlines reads "Covina" in an atomic-age boomerang style

a tall orange and red hat

Touring merch for a band that only existed because three convicts needed gas money is peak accidental greatness

The tongue out and eye contact just confirms they know exactly what they're doing and they need you to know they don't care

Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy with dark script reading "'InRolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs. Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy. The Details: Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates, facing each other inside a circular white emblem. "CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering